Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
today my stomach is all blurgalurga….. maybe the salmon i has for lunch started swimming again. i need an AHA moment…. like the ones oprah talks about….. can ya tell im bored….
its too hot dammit
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noellaandre14: Who Ever Made This. YOU’RE A GENIUS like my 30th time rebloggin , ilove this :D lol oh my gawddd <3 lol been waiting for this omg i need this back <3
my knees hurt…. not what ur thinking